Barbie Monologue

(enter wearing a blonde wig)
Hello, my name is Barbie. I live in Malibu, California. I just love it here, its so sunny and beautiful, not to mention the amazing shopping. I just love to shop. My favorite brands are Dior, Chanel, and Dolce. I have many other hobbies, like modeling, surfing, and even acting when I get the chance. I live with my little sister Kelly, she can be really annoying sometimes, but I still love her. I usually spend most of my time with my boyfriend Ken, he's great. Anyway, I don't know how you're going to take this, but i have something really important to tell you, I think I'm pregnant...